Satire alert...
WASHINGTON, DC—Environmental Protection Agency Administrator Stephen Johnson apologized during a press conference Tuesday for what critics called "flagrant oversight and neglect" in monitoring ground- and tap-water quality across the United States, claiming that his department was unaware that citizens were still consuming it.
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/47727
Posted by Dave at May 1, 2006 03:53 PM